As our child's due date gets closer and closer, the thought of what to name him continues to creep into our minds. This, in turn, lead to a discussion at lunch the other day about some of the crazy names out there in the athletic world. The NBA has World B. Free, Metta World Peace and Mahmoud Abdul Rauf (all changed from their original birth names). NASCAR has Dick Trickle. The NHL has Miroslav Satan, Radek Bonk and Ron Tugnutt. The NFL has Tshimanga Biakabutuka, Atari Bigby and Frostee Rucker. The PGA Tour has Fuzzy Zoeller and Jesper Parnevik. However the best names are reserved for college basketball. Here are my favorite college names of all time broken down into a starting lineup (my 5 favorite) and reserves (honorable mention). It's OK to say them out loud too. It's actually funnier if you do.
ALL NAME TEAM STARTERS
God Shammgod - Providence College 6'0" 169 lbs - His name has God in it...TWICE. Awesome!
E'Twaun Moore - Purdue 6'4" 191 lbs - I enjoy saying Twan after he makes shots! (and in general)
LaceDarius Dunn - Baylor 6'4" 205 lbs - LaceDarius is just fun to say. It rolls off the tongue.
Boubacar (boob-a-car) Aw (ow)- Georgetown 6'7" 228 lbs - One of the best ever!
Ruben Boumtje Boumtje (boom-shay) - Georgetown 7'0" 257 lbs - A name so nice, you have to say it twice.
ALL NAME TEAM RESERVES
Ja Ja (ya) Dia (ja) - Georgetown
Duany Duany - Wisconsin 6'5" 200 lbs
Chief Kickingstallionsims - Alabama State 7'1" 265 lbs
Exree Hipp - Maryland 6'8" 205 lbs
Scientific Mapp - Florida A&M
Majestic Mapp - Virginia 6'2" 184 lbs
Just-in 'Love Smith - Siena 5'11" 190 lbs
Luc Richard Mbah A Moute - UCLA 6'8" 230 lbs
Idong Ibok - Michigan State 6'11" 260 lbs
Any that I missed? Let me know.
ALL NAME TEAM STARTERS
God Shammgod - Providence College 6'0" 169 lbs - His name has God in it...TWICE. Awesome!
E'Twaun Moore - Purdue 6'4" 191 lbs - I enjoy saying Twan after he makes shots! (and in general)
LaceDarius Dunn - Baylor 6'4" 205 lbs - LaceDarius is just fun to say. It rolls off the tongue.
Boubacar (boob-a-car) Aw (ow)- Georgetown 6'7" 228 lbs - One of the best ever!
Ruben Boumtje Boumtje (boom-shay) - Georgetown 7'0" 257 lbs - A name so nice, you have to say it twice.
ALL NAME TEAM RESERVES
Ja Ja (ya) Dia (ja) - Georgetown
Duany Duany - Wisconsin 6'5" 200 lbs
Chief Kickingstallionsims - Alabama State 7'1" 265 lbs
Exree Hipp - Maryland 6'8" 205 lbs
Scientific Mapp - Florida A&M
Majestic Mapp - Virginia 6'2" 184 lbs
Just-in 'Love Smith - Siena 5'11" 190 lbs
Luc Richard Mbah A Moute - UCLA 6'8" 230 lbs
Idong Ibok - Michigan State 6'11" 260 lbs
Any that I missed? Let me know.